(Source: awkward-etc, via howtocatchamonster)
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sometimes I’m chandler, sometimes I’m joey
there’s no in between
(Source: wetbriefs, via itlightsmyfire)
#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is Thor
Look how badass he is while holding that baby
(Source: sapfira23, via tom-sits-like-a-whore)
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
(via heydiddlehiddleston)
i have a very sexually active mind for a very sexually inactive body
(via heydiddlehiddleston)
i have my period and i want to nuke england
(Source: lemonclanarchive, via hiddleston-stole-my-ovaries)
I look at people like this
I look at everything like this
I look like this
(via sir-hiddlesbatch)
dream job
dream look
dream name
dream man
dream dream
(Source: cordjefferson, via heydiddlehiddleston)
So, is this close to the truth now, do you think?
Yep.
The irony, of course, is that the same people who think this way tend to want women to be good only for sex. There’s no winning.
Y’know, I never thought I’d reblog a comic by Tom Preston of all people, but this comic and its commentary are pretty much accurate.
Damn, America. You cray.
We know we’re cray. And stupid as fuck.
We’re trying to fix that.
(via heydiddlehiddleston)
